Upload the photos that are supposed to sell your place, your car or your gear. Every photo gets scored and roasted, with exactly what to fix this week with a phone. Free. No signup. The instant roast never leaves your device.
How to reshoot and edit every photo, which one goes first, and the order for your listing.
| # | When | Where to stand | Height and lens | Light | Remove / add |
|---|
A buyer decides in about three seconds, almost entirely on the cover photo and the next two. So the score is not an average of your photos. It is "how much money is this set leaving on the table", weighted by what people actually see first.
Exposure and clipped windows, contrast, colour cast (the yellow tungsten look), sharpness, tilted verticals, orientation, resolution, dark corners and how busy the frame is, with different weights per category. It runs in your browser, so the photos are never uploaded.
An AI trained on the rules of a photographer who has shot thousands of homes, rentals, cars and products for sale: staging, clutter, what to show first, what buyers in that category actually look for. Photos are sent once for analysis and not stored.
90 and up is agency quality. 70 to 89 sells. 50 to 69 leaks money. Below 50 actively repels buyers. A decent phone photo with straight verticals, daylight and no clutter lands around 65 to 75.
The instant roast is free forever. The photographer's roast is free with a daily limit, and The Fix is free during launch.